croutoncat: The year is 2070, and famous musician Justin Timberlake has just died. People all over the world start crying, it’s a global catastrophe, but soon something emerges. An entire lake of human tears, spanning all the way across the Americas, has been formed. Justin Timberlake’s dream of someone ‘Crying him a river’ has been finally fulfilled, he can now rest in peace.
person: do u want to hang out
me: i have to ask my mom
me: *doesn't ask her*
me: she said no
therapist: i feel u
I wonder if you know yet that you’ll leave me. That you are a child playing with...– (via babyheroin)
You can’t just make me different and then leave.– Looking for Alaska, John Green (via juanocallaghan)
thecompanionsdoctor: My week is basically: Monday Monday #2 Monday #3 Monday #4 Friday Saturday Pre-Monday
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
ytoob: do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
I hope the sweet scent of me still haunts you and that even when you turn away you can’t help but breathe me in
chickensandwich: may the lord have lamborghini mercy on your soul
camerondallas: tywuh: i have never ever watched or read harry potter can i have an award for that there you go
timetravelingtrickster: I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory
Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Me *7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Random stuffz I can never put my thoughts into words so I live off of other peoples quotes. There’s a huge disconnect between my thoughts/thought process and the things that come out of my mouth. Basically, when I speak half the time I’m stuttering and the other half I just sound like a ghetto black girl (I’m not kidding) but in my mind I’m on some Dalai Lama philosophical...
1,250. When the person you find funniest out of...
i used to laugh at plankton because he’s married to a computer but now i am plankton
I want to make a list of things I want to forget but I know that if I make that list then I’m always going to remember
Person: Have you seen that episode where...
Me: I have seen every episode, go on
Your strength is soft, indirect, delicate, tender, womanly. But it is strength...– Anaïs Nin, The Diary of Anaïs Nin Volume I (via audreylostinparis)
It has been a beautiful fight. Still is.– Charles Bukowski (via stxxz)